Cat depression.
A heart breaking condition that effects my cat right now. Symptoms consist mainly of sitting in one place for hours on end looking miserable and growling slightly at anyone who approaches. Fair enough; I wouldn't want this done to me either. Maybe if you didn't get in fights with the locals, we wouldn't have to have the vet cut a big hole in your side and give you a plastic collar to stop you from licking it while all the grossness drains out.
Shaun
i always prefer my pussy shaved.
Rabid-Echidna
I entered a pun contest a while ago. I submitted 10 entries thinking that at least one of them would make the top 3, but no pun in ten did.