Score: 8

"Good in its simplicity"

submission: Attractors Orbit

date: April 10, 2007

Despite it being a bit limited. Add in a toolbar that allows you to add in more circles or mirrors, change the attractiveness or repulsion of the objects and you would have the sort of thing that I mess around with for hours.

Score: 10

"Kind of reminds me"

submission: Guide to being review mod

date: February 1, 2007

Of all the M-Bot messages I get, telling me my reviews have been deleted because I told a popular author that his flash was terrible, or just for no real reason at all.

And yet KW4571CK$13KAA8VS remains able to tell every flash authr that ever makes anything how their flash was "pretty good" and that he "thought it could use some improvement in a few areas," but that "overall he liked it."

Score: 10

"Surpasses the original"

submission: =Phoenix Wright Tribute=

date: December 6, 2006

Due to the presence of actual animation and the fact that it's actually funny.

Score: 10

"Amazing mantrain action"

submission: Gay Tankmen

date: August 21, 2006

Clearly the best of the Tankmen parodies so far, rivaling even Stamper's.

Score: 10

"An epic masterpiece"

submission: Alliance Seizure Collab

date: June 5, 2006

Those epileptics don't know what they're missing.

Score: 10

"Very nice."

submission: Madness Depredation

date: March 24, 2005

Heh...Only passed judgement a few minutes ago (With my help) and it's already on the front page, and I can't in any way say that the position is undeserved. Although there are plenty of people that seem to think that your skills in flash have stayed the same more or less, I've noticed how much you've improved since your earlier episodes of the Madness series. Although your movies could be regarded as "nonsensical violence," they're still some of the best that Newgrounds has to offer.

I like how much the series has sped up since the earlier episodes, and I think it really shows in this one. The action seems far more frantic due to increased framerate and planning, and that gives it the certain "Madness feel" to it. The animation is great. The attention to detail is as good as always, to the point where you see each individual bullet fly out of the guns even though there's usually about 3 people shooting on the screen at the same time, as well as the shells. I like how the camera moves about as well, be it scene transitions, or that effect of swooping around, it all adds to the overall feel of the movie. Although the character models are simplistic, they're all well drawn, as are the guns, and backgrounds. Just about everything seems to have improved since the last entry, and when the last entry was exceptional as well, that can only be a good thing.

As for the sound, the soundtrack was well chosen, from the infiltration music at the beginning to the ending fight song. Each gun has individual sound effects for it's shots, and the effects are all in perfect place. I tend to often overlook the sound in flashes since it never really stands out, but the way that it adds to this flash is more than I can say for most.

The violence, which would be the main theme for the entire series, is basically unrivaled on Newgrounds. The entire series revolves around being fast paced and excessively violent without much plot, and you've mastered it to the point where a story has little meaning, and people love it anyway. You are truly a master of your craft, so much that when you made this it hit the front page fater than anything I've ever seen before.

Too bad now I have to wait for the next one again, in which Hank will probably come back made entirely out of bandages.

Score: 10

"SO BASICALLY WAHT IT IS IS...."

submission: Sophie’s Diary

date: March 20, 2005

LOL TEE-HEE KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEK

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Score: 10

"A masterpiece"

submission: Jujube's Comeback

date: February 4, 2005

That review crew pick award is well deserved.

Score: 2

"That was fucking terrible."

submission: Milk Bandages

date: January 30, 2005

It's like one of those cartoons that came out at around the time Looney Tunes did, and attempted to make something reminiscent of it except failed miserably at the humor. That's what this was. It really shows that even when you have 3 people working on a flash - 1 writer, a good animator and a decent voice actor - all it takes is one of them to bring the entire thing down, the writer in this case. Never have I seen such dry and worthless humor, not even in LegendaryFrog's submissions.

I'm fully willing to admit that the graphics are strictly above average in this, since you had a good animator for it, although I feel like his talent went completely to waste. It looked sort of like the style you would see in an early 90's middle school educational video about why you should eat your breakfast or something like that. Not in any way bad.

Voice acting was decent, but there's not much more to say about it. Then there's that music you probably took from an 80's film about the wonders of technology, which I suppose is fitting.

As for the humor, it fails in every way humor can fail, and that isn't a good thing when your attempted humor is the entire base for your flash project. Chris Rusk had the brilliant idea of thinking about writing something about bruised milk, filling the entire animation with long pauses that make everything even less funny than they already would be, and then ending the animation leaving you wondering why these 3 people even bothered releasing the flash. Hell, he even threw in an angry toaster because we all know that angry toasters are hilarious. It might not have been completely terrible if you didn't have an entire scene that serves absolutely no purpose and is dedicated to the guy standing there rubbing his chin and not looking at his milk. "Tastes delicious!" Great ending.

What crap. Let Robert Levine go animate for somebody who can actually write something worthwhile.

Score: 10

"I'm really not kidding"

submission: Cinto's Journey

date: January 17, 2005

When I say this is the best gmae I've ever played.