Score: 9

"Good stuff...."

submission: Pico VS Zombies DoD

date: March 11, 2004

So after releasing many, many pictures from this video on the BBS, and saying that they were screens from Pico 2 (you lying bastard) you finally decided to release it.

The graphics are superb as always. You might have overdone it with that one scene with the lawnmower chopping down the endless hordes of zombies thouh. That took up a lot of the time in the video.

The sound was good. Well used effects in the speech programs to make the zombie voices. And a few Evil Dead references thrown into the mix for good measure, such as the zombie saying "Join us!" At the beginning.

Definetely the best Pico tribut I've seen so far on NG, and in all ways worthy of a 5.

Score: 8

"Bwah!"

submission: king stroker

date: March 11, 2004

Good fun.

Very original concept. Making a video game about wanking. But I can't help but think that you're implying something by the fact that the game is japanese themed. Maybe it's just me.

Graphics were exellent, sound was good, control was a bit difficult, but effective nonetheless. It gives the game a certain challenge, unlike most games where you just have to move the arrow keys around until you win.

You made it so you had to move your mouse up and down, click at the same time, and press the space bar if your erection meter happened to be low.

Good game overall, worthy of none less than a 4.

Score: 10

"man."

submission: ultimate flash sonic

date: March 4, 2004

I liked this game more than I like taffy, and I'm a man that enjoys his taffy.

*chews taffy vigorously*

Score: 10

"BWAHAHA"

submission: The Passion of the Christ

date: March 4, 2004

The joys of defiling all that Christianity stands for.

Score: 9

"Come on now."

submission: The George Bush Show 5

date: March 3, 2004

You give him far too much credit.

Score: 9

"Blast!"

submission: Bob the Ball

date: March 2, 2004

I suck at finding the easter egg.

And it's completely obvious that you in no way used the poser. That's right people, not any trace of the poser....

Score: 8

"I liked it."

submission: The Elements Part 5

date: March 2, 2004

The sound needs a bit more work, but that didn't stop me from voting it a 4. I really like the concept of this series.

Score: 8

"damn good."

submission: Ninja Gaiden VS Shinobi 2

date: February 23, 2004

Don't listen to that asshat that reviewed before. This is a damn good movie. I guess you don't understand how much work goes into these things until you actually look at flash...

Score: 4

"well..."

submission: Peter Griffin Soundboard

date: February 21, 2004

It's VERY glitchy. The sounds just stop playing for no reason a lot.

Score: 6

"¥¥¥¥¥¥¥"

submission: runnin' patrick

date: February 20, 2004

Keep on runnin Patrick. DO DO DA DA DA DUM DUM DO!