Score: 2

"...."

submission: Gimp Wars

date: March 25, 2004

Wow.

By "upgraded lightsaber" you mean "cricket bat that happens to be glowing white." So you stand there and mindlessly swing around at nothing, while everyone sits and waits for you to break something, only to be sadly disappointed when you just jump offscreen and it ends.

Not to mention the music playing in the background that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. The least you could do is play some Star Wars music, instead of some 80's pop song.

I still gave you a 4 on graphics, simply becuase you didn't just draw a white line over your bat. You actually used a decent effect, and I'll give you credit for that. However, that isn't nearly enough to bring your score up much, since the entire thing is still a guy swinging a bat around at nothing, with vastly inappropriate music playing in the background.

You have earned your turd of the week award.

Score: 10

"Brilliant!"

submission: The Bahhhhble P.2

date: March 20, 2004

This one is going on my favorites list for sure.

I can definetely see why this is currentl ranked #5 of all time here on NG. Take a wonderful theme of a goat being god, killing a random army of medieval soldiers that somehow managed to get a tank ast their disposal, then have a goat throw a mountain on them.

The graphics in this were brilliant. A great frame rate, with a bunch of special effects thrown in that make my pentium 2 processor struggle to process the graphics even when I have it on low quality. Everything was well drawn, the ground moving by as the goat was running looked great. Probably one of the best animated flashes I have ever seen.

The sound was great too. No sounds put in off cue, the music wasn't too loud, yet still managed to portray the mood you were going for. Another wonderful aspect of this flash.

Now I get to sit here and wait for you to release the 3rd part of your series, in which I suspect that the goat will be fighting the shadowy looking llama that was standing there at the end. Definetely looking forward to the next installment.

Now I will vote 5, then save the flash to my computer, so I can watch it whenever I want.

</ranting>

Score: 1

"OH DEAR GOD!!!!"

submission: Dragonball N

date: March 19, 2004

How in the hell did this manage to pass submission?

Within the first 5 seconds of watching this I started to feel sorry for you, since you had to go and embarrass yourself so much by submitting this worthless excuse for a flash.

With your horribly done voices screaming

"Daagon bawl enn! HAahahaHAhaaha! Dwagen bawl EENN!!"

And wonderful job drawing orange circles on the characters eyes, to make them look even worse than they already were. And after I suffered severe cranial trauma from watching the opening screen, I got to sit there and watch DBZ characters, still with the white boxes around the from when you copied the image from whatever site you stole them from, motion tween across a horribly drawn background, as they muttered something completely undecipherable to eachother.

At that point I decided to close th window. I simply could not tolerate watching it anymore. You in all ways, fail.

Score: 8

"Oh.....I see."

submission: Bonus Stage #15: Zombie 2

date: March 19, 2004

So you got lazy and decided to just end the episode for no apparent reason. Although I must say that I probably would have closed it anyway, due to his intolerable rapping. You aalso have a talent for drawing Ed Edd, and Eddy.

I noticed that you decided to change the opening theme song a bit. Sounds more like you just ran it through some audio program with some new effects to make it sound technological or something, and is still good.

Th graphics are fluent as always, somehow you manage to make well drawn and animated cartoons at a rapid pace, cranking out about 2 every day. Then you usually get some sort of award for at least one of them, like daily feature for this one. I would say that you should spend some more time on them, then you might be able to make something REALLY good, instead of just another episode that is relatively the same as all the other ones you made, not to mention that it wouldn't just stop for no apparent reason.

Yet still, your movies are always well made, have freat graphics, good sound, but you might want to make the voices a bit louder, especially on that other one with the devil, where you couldn't even understand what he was saying.

Well, it still deserves no less than a 3. I give it a 4 though.

Score: 8

"Yet again!"

submission: One Ring: Special Edition

date: March 15, 2004

I still fail to see why you felt the need to remake a movie that everyone already liked. But at least you added some things in that weren't in the previous movie, such as the bit at the beginning, and my favorite line in the entire movie, "By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!"

You also seem to have stirred up a bunch of people who blindly assume that your movies automatically vote 5 on themselves, and vote down other movies as well. This is nothing but a mere assumption, brought on by the other animators that feel jealous that your movies are ranked high up in the top 50 list.

I would say you did a better job on the resubmission of this movie. The extra scenes were nice, you perked up the graphics quite a bit, and made the voices a lot better than they origionally were. I thought that Waynes voice sounded a tad too much like Yoda in the origional film.

So are you planning to go the way of George Lucas and re-release any of your other movies that everyone already liked, while adding pointless things in like explosion rings, and banthas strolling around in the background for no apparent reason? I would say just stick with the way things were, that's what everyone likes anyway.

Overall, great flash, better graphics than last time, better sound, good bonus features, worthy of no less than at least a 4.

Score: 2

"A word of advice"

submission: Kaoss Kollection ofskits1

date: March 14, 2004

For the previous user. Don't bother insulting people just becuase they haven't made any movies. Insult him becuase he's level 3, has 2 BBS posts, is ranked as a civilian, and has a normal whistle level.

As for the flash, nobody really wants to see someone on their webcam doing poorly made Cody Banks skits, meanwhile having to turn up their volume all the way just to hear something. The least you could have done would be modify the sound a bit so that it is about 5 times louder.

I can't comment on the graphics, since you didn't draw anything.

I would say just to stick to your way of animating things, like in your other movies. I can say that I enjoyed them far more than this.

Score: 9

"Most enjoyable"

submission: Tip-A-Cow

date: March 13, 2004

One of the most fun games I've played in awhile on NG. An original concept, unless there are other cow tippin gmaes that I missed floating around in the portal, and if there are, they are unlikely to be as well made as this.

The graphics were great, not too over the top. Well detailed backgrounds, fluent animation when he was running, and performing his victory dance after sucessfully tipping over a cow.

This game was fairly easy to bea though, considering the entire thing consists of merely tapping 2 buttons as rapidly as you can. I never actually failed to get the bar to full before I hit the line, and even on the last cow, it wasn't terribly difficult.

Overall, definetely front page material, and worth no less then a 4.

</rant>

Score: 8

"Not bad, I must say."

submission: Effluo

date: March 12, 2004

Apparently you like old people. But can you honestly say that you've never had the desire to feed one of them into a wood chipper? Maybe that's just me. Let's set aside my irrellevant and questionable fantasies for now.

Good to see that you're trying something artistic, a good change from the senseless violence and stick figures that inundate the portal every day. However, this flash failed to make me sympathetic to my elders, considering that all they ever do is tell people to respect them, without giving any sort of explanion as to why we should.

The graphics in this movie were slightly abouve average. Nothing very outstanding, and poor effects on the tree fading away, considering all you did was erase parts off it, move on to the next frame, then erase some more. I also noticed that as it was moving into the scene with the elderly lady looking out the window, she somehow manages to remain transparent for a few seconds. Not to mention that the fireplace in one of the scenes seems to be emitting a bizzare amount of light onto the floor. You should have just gone with a subtle glow effect for that.

The sound however, was perfectly used. No unnecessary cluttering with words, just a violin playing a slow and morose tone, as the lady sits there and contemplates about just how much her life manages to suck. You kept this throughout the entire movie, and this greatly helped you achieve the mood that you were going for.

Overall, I would say you earned your daily feature award. However, I also noticed that one of your flashes is entitled "Don't Eat the Donut," which makes me question just how artistic you really are.

Enough of my rantings. Everybody vote a 4, or I will feed your grandmother into a wood chipper, and you wouldn't want that, now would you?

Score: 9

"AVAS!"

submission: NG TT V Loser Edition

date: March 11, 2004

Yet another brilliant creation. Too bad you missed the deadline for it to be submitted to the time trial. Would have made an exellent addition to an already superb flah movie.

However, this still manages to succeed on many levels standing alone, enough so to make it to the front page. Graphics are fluid, and the sound is great.

I'm still having trouble sitting still waiting for Alien Homonid to come out for the major systems. Just looking at all those screenshots make me think that AH is going to be the best 2d sidescrolling shooter since Metal Slug.

Chances are, you'll be staying in my favorite users list for awhile now, right up there with Kol, Scarydoll, and Danmalo.

5/5

Score: 9

"Hrm."

submission: Love Hina sim date RPG

date: March 11, 2004

Looks like your idea paid off.

Ranked # 12 for Score
Ranked # 23 for Popularity
26,544 votes, 3,796,542 views

So people do still like dress up game, even without the nudity. Well, that isn't entirely true, what with the naked cheat and all.

Incredibly well made flash. And the outwar spam seems to have died down. Always good to see.

This must have taken a very long time to make, and your hard work paid off with 2 portal awards.

You = winner