Score: 10

"Ajajjajjaja"

submission: Alastor Wanks to DBZ Porn

date: December 1, 2004

Worthy of straight 10s?

I believe so.

Score: 10

"I love it."

submission: Red Diamond Dragon Club

date: November 26, 2004

That may very well be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Score: 10

"About damn time."

submission: the game. (halloween's ve

date: October 28, 2004

Even though this is just a remake of your other game, the changes you added were nice. Making the game easier for those who were having trouble with the last one was a good move, even though the only other changes you made were making everything orange instead of red.

I even emailed Tom once asking him to put one of your flash movies (PUSTOTA, watch it, it's Kol's best work in my opinion) on the front page, and it's good to see that your work isn't going unnoticed anymore. You've been my favorite author since the first time I saw your work.

As for the actual game, and since I haven't reviewed Catch The Freaks, (It's the same game) I'll just say that it surpasses most games submitted on this site. Changing the designs completely for each level is what makes this game great. Even though it's just a crane-type game, it adds a good feel to it.

Score: 10

"YUO ARE WINNAR"

submission: Alastor Collection C

date: October 27, 2004

And Alastor is back.

Score: 10

"Oh god..."

submission: Alastor Collection A

date: October 17, 2004

Fucking fifened to the extreme.

Score: 9

"Good stuff."

submission: Road Blocks

date: October 11, 2004

It's the sort of game where you spend 10 minutes thinking out all the possible directions to go, then suddenly see the way to go and think "God dammit. Why didn't I see that before?" Then continue to beat the level rather easily from that point on. It takes a lot of logical thinking, planning out your paths, realising which ways lead to certain death from the very beginning, and so on. I got stuck at 12, 14, and 16 for about 15 minutes each, always convinced that there was no possible way to beat the level, until I eventually saw that there was a path that I had missed, or that I was overlooking a block.

Just so everyone knows, they are all possible. Just keep at it for awhile.

Score: 10

"Greatest flash ever."

submission: Hostage Tribute

date: October 11, 2004

It's like something that I would make if I didn't suck at flash.

Brilliant.

Score: 10

"Did you see that?"

submission: This is Karen

date: October 10, 2004

Another outstanding piece of work form you. I don't know why you posted it on a separate account form your Marc M one, but that doesn't really mean anything.

Graphics - Like I've said before about your other movies, they're nothing worth mentioning, but that doesn't mean anything.

Sound - Good quality, good microphone, no sputtering, etc...

Humor - The only part that matters with your movies, and the only part really worth mentioning, which is why I basically just skipped through the other main parts. So far, you're unparallelled in the humor division of Newgrounds. I can't think of anyone who comes even remotely close. Every flash you have made on this account, and your other one are all hilarious (with the exception of Self Portrait, but that doesn't count) and pretty much the only thing I laugh at anymore on this site. When I want to laugh at something, I don't turn to any of that worthless crap by illwillpress or Legendary Frog, I go watch Geman Love Film.

This flash is just simply great. A father talking about raping his son's new girlfriend, passing it off as a hidden camera show, then stabbing her. All with that "just kidding!" attitude. There's just something funny about stabbing someone in the chest, then smiling like it was just a joke.

Good stuff indeed. 10/10 fo the review, 5/5 for the score...multiple times.

Score: 10

"Well then...."

submission: Newgrounds Versus - Final

date: September 22, 2004

I voted on Jerm's movie, bringing it's score up to a riveting 12%. Looks like Gel wins this round, but Jerm had more of the style that I like.

But nonetheless, Gel's entry was good too. The little Quicktime-style bar at the bottom was a good feature, even though the only point when I used it was to see if it worked. At first it just seemed like it was going to be another DBZ style stick fight, but at least it turned into something more than that. That still doesn't change the fact that it was filled with "meaningless philosophy," a term I use when referring to people writing complicated and seemingly philosophical dialogue about absolutely nothing. I tend to use it a lot when talking to idiots so I can leave them confused and laugh at them when they actually think it means something.

Well the graphics were still good, even with the stick figure part at the beginning. Throw in a few cameo background appearances from Alien Hominid and a few of your other movies and you get a 1 for humor, just becuase that's not supposed to be the point of the movie. Sound wise, good voice recordings so that you can hear them keep prattling on to eachother about something that doesn't make any sense. Overall good stuff.

However, I still liked Jerm's movie better. You could probably tell if you took a gander at my favorites list that I was going to give the vote to this one. It has the sort of dark attitude to it, and leaves you with slightly more knowledge of what it might be like in the mind of an insane person. Death of family members can sometimes leave the living members so traumatised that they eventually go insane and continue to live out their deepest fears over and over again in their minds. Too bad these people are beyond any form of counseling at that point.

I wouldn't go as far to say that the graphics were as good as Gel's submission, as long, or had nifty features to it, but still better in my opinion. The sound fit the overall theme of the flash, and the animation was good too.

Well, although my vote isn't nearly enough to lead Jerm to a victory, I still liked the submission better. I'm looking forward to some more of these 1 on 1 flash artist duels.

Score: 10

"Hahahhahahaa"

submission: Xander-Matrix

date: August 21, 2004

Final Fantasy A+ has nothing on this.