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The spectrum always seems to shift back to the left. What a terrible stroke of bad luck, and things were just starting to go right.
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Entry #22
A 9:00 AM, 4 hour math class on Saturday?
HELL YEAH, SIGN ME UP!
I might as well get a bunch of facial piercings and tattoos of bats and demons while I'm at it. I can stand in a dimly lit room along with about seven or eight other people wearing dark clothing and staring at a man hanging by hooks from the ceiling, desperately awaiting my turn. I'll show those wimps just how much tensile strength my skin has.
I predict many mornings waking up and cursing every person who has ever lived. It'll be great.

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